Tickle tattle

Just seen on the TV that a council in some part of the country (i dont know where) want to rename a bridge to Tittle Cott Bridge. Some of the local people are not best pleased by this and want the current name to remain. The current name of the bridge...........(drum roll).......................

Tickle Cock Bridge.

LOL. Who was the genius that thought of such a name. That person deserves a knighthood and should be awarded acres of land. A most romantic spot wouldn't you agree.

A very quick search has unearthed the following gems around the u.k:


Ass House lane
Butt bank
Butt field view
Butt hole lane
Butt hole road
Butts corner
Butts end
Cum Cum Hill
Fanny hands lane (fanny = pussy in the U.K)
Muff terrace
Sexburga drive
Sexhow lane
Sluts hole lane

If you could pick one, where would you live?

I would go for ass house lane. It sounds grand.