Blowjobs/Handjobs

Something really cool happened the other day.

I had an orgasm.

Not just any orgasm. A mother-funker of an orgasm.

I have had lots of orgasms in my time, some good, some really good and some really fucking awesome ones. A whole new class exists above those however that doesnt happen very often. I suppose if it did happen every time, we might not value it as much.

How did it happen i hear you ask? Well...

The girlfriend and i were pleasuring each other in turns.

I lick/tease/suck her nipples, every so often i'd rub and tease her clit.

She for the most part sucked my dick. A bit of nipple lick now and again but mostly she was giving me blowjobs.

This went on for quite a while. None of us went far enough to let the other person cum.

Until i told her that if she sucked me again, i would cum. A wicked glint in her eye, she proceeded to make me cum.

I'm not sure exactly what happened but i remember telling her to play with my balls. She held my balls and toyed with the while still sucking my dick. I was moaning like hell by this time and then it happened...

My brain pretty much melted, i'm certain i was moaning very loudly, my body seemed to explode into a million billion million tiny pieces. And i was shaking, shivering like i was about to have a fit. I've experienced the shiver through the spine/body before but this was different.
This was a whole new level of shaking and shivering.

It was funking awesome. It truly was.


In the last year or so, my girlfriend has really taken her blowjob skills to a new level. A combination of me telling her what feels right, her enthusiasm and perhaps a glass of milk every morning/sleeping in a certain way or something.
She gives really good head.

Previously her handjobs were the lethal weapon in her arsenal.

Now its her blowjobs.

I love her handjobs.


If i had to choose, i'd pick her blowjobs.



What's your most lethal weapon sexually?


Mine are sucking/licking her nipples.

Just like the old days

Middlesborough 2-1 Chelsea

Fuck sake.

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.

What is the point of having the best squad in the league if they cant be fucking arsed to turn the fuck up and perform on the pitch. Fucking Knobjockeys.

This is why i hate football.

At some point last season, Chelsea lost our awesomeness factor and by the looks of it we still have not found it. We really need to find that fucker and quick otherwise this season could well turn to be painful.

For the second season running, we lost to Middlesborough at the riverside stadium. Last season we put in the most lethargic of performances and rightly got beat 3-0. So one would think that this season, the team would want revenge or at least be on their guard. Like fuck. The 1st half performance was ok but the 2nd half. What the bloody hell did they have to eat or drink at halftime. A consumately crap performance in the 2nd half saw us concede 2 goals and lose the fucking match.
It was obvious to me that we would lose. The play was complete rubbish and they couldnt string more than 2 passes together.

So we go from winning 1-0 and looking slightly comfortable to losing 2-1. Nice.

Just like the Chelsea of old. Managing to lose when victory is almost certain. A load of shite.

Another point is our away form. In the last 11 games we have won 2, drawn 4 and lost 5.

Jose IS the special one. That away record however is NOT special. It needs fixing and fast.


Common the Chels. KTBFFH.

The Premiership

Chelsea 3 - 0 Man City

Finally.

Thank heavens for that, its back. The Premiership is back. Nothing like a good round of football fixtures on a weekend.

It wasnt too bad this time around as there was the world cup to keep one ticking over. However, the Prem is the bread and butter. It is obviously the best league in the world. Any arguments to the contrary are simply the words of someone who is not very well informed.

Slightly pissed off cos we lost the charity shield to Liverpool but it doesnt matter as it is to all intents and purposes a friendly. Still, i am getting sick and tired of them beating us in cup competitions. Hopefully that will be the only trophy they win this season.

So after a summer break interspersed with the world cup, the champions returned to Stamford Bridge. Can i just say that i absolutely love love love love love that name. It is a fucking awesome name for a stadium. Old Trafford sounds just that, Old. Emirates, well thats just poor. I know that they paid for part of the stadium but seriously, it is a poor name. When the sponsorship runs out and they start calling it Ashburton Grove, it will still be a crap name. Anfield just sounds boring.

Stamford Bridge. The home of Chelsea Football club. Premiership Champions 2004-2005, 2005-2006.

A fairly comfortable game to start the season with against Man City. The legend that is John Terry opened the scoring with another really good header from a set-piece. I dont know that there is another centreback who scores as many goals. The man is just fucking awesome and England will be stronger now that he's the captain. Lampard got the second goal with the aid of a deflection. Dont know what it is with lampard and deflections but still i suppose if you dont try you'll never know.

The third goal was just too bloody good. Superb team play that started with our centrebacks and pretty much went through all areas of the pitch before some superb work from Robben and Wayne Bridge on the left led to drogs finishing. It was a seriously awesome goal and is without doubt the goal of the month bar none. The thing that annoys me is that cos its Chelsea that scored it, there is little or no praise. If it was Arsenal or some other team, people would be wetting themselves and singing their praises for months on end.

Still, a good win and a very good start to the season. Bring on Middlesborough on Wednesday.